Because they know the answer is Zip, Zero, Zilch! A carbon tax is not for the environment! It is for the banks at your expense.
BTW Mr Jones had replaced little Wayne as the small growth in vicinity of Julia's nether regions during her recent visit to Port Kembla Steelworks. In close proximity, the Big Bird was awaiting her turn by the ample girth. I just loved the Illawarra Mercury's front page reporting the visit of our illustrious leader.
It was all in red! How appropriate!
This motley crew have been in power for 1371 days and by my reckoning have borrowed, on your behalf, $100 million per day!
I bet that makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside? Particularly when it comes time to pay it back!
Mmmm! Whose gonna win XFactor?