Bloody dangerous these guitars! Man have you ever had the G string go under your fingernail when you were re-stringing?
How about a fingernail under a G string? Yeah, now that sounds more interesting and less painfull.
A quick search of the 'net showed there had been a few people killed by guitars. However most of them were players who electrocuted themselves with their own guitars by doing something stupid. Like playing an electric guitar in a bathtub of water. Now that has to be stupidity or chemical enhancement!
Murder by guitar? No not the band Dorothy, this ain't Kansas, real murder by guitar - killing someone with a guitar!
The only item I could find was where a guitarist attacked his wife for, wait for it, she was using his favourite plectrum (pick) as a clittoral stimulator!
I would love to know what key she played in! If she was doing it right it definately wouldn't be a minor key!
PS. It didn't even mention if he attacked her with his guitar. Any red blooded guitarist would have stood back until she got to the station and then cheered. Maybe his wife was just pissed off that he knew where every note on the fretboard was but he couldn't find her clittoris?
Following up the article the other day on Gibson Guitars being raided with no reason given, the advice from the US Department of Justice sounds like something straight from our own Labor Government think tanks.
CHRIS DANIEL: Mr. Juszkiewicz, did an agent of the US government suggest to you that your problems would go away if you used Madagascar labor instead of American labor?
HENRY JUSZKIEWICZ: They actually wrote that in a pleading.
CHRIS DANIEL: Excuse me?
HENRY JUSKIEWICZ: They actually wrote that it a pleading.
CHRIS DANIEL: That your problems would go away if you used Madagascar labor instead of our labor?
HENRY JUSKIEWICZ: Yes